Something to Make you Smile

This is doing the email rounds. It's good, clean fun. If you haven't seen it yet, I hope it might raise a chuckle and lift your day for a minte or two.

Catholic Wisdom

When the 98 year old Mother Superior from a convent in Ireland was on her death bed, the nuns gathered around her to make her journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm milk, but she refused it. As one of the nuns went to the kitchen to take back the glass of milk, she remembered the bottle of Irish Whisky they had received the previous Christmas. She opened the bottle and poured a generous amount into the warmed milk.

She returned to Mother Superior’s bed, held the glass to her lips and encouraged her to drink it. Mother did drink a little, then she drank a little more, then more and pretty soon she’d drunk the last drop.

The nuns said, “Mother, please give us some words of wisdom before you die.” Mother Superior raised herself up in the bed and said, “Don’t sell that cow!”